jewishsanta

cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

telephobe

telephobe:

ally-osaur:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

telephobe:

i jack it just about every time i get hard bc i dont waste a boner. there will be one day that i will need viagra to get a boner and i would have regretted not jacking it as much as i could have. think about that stuff.

i never thought id see the phrase ‘i dont waste a boner’

I have a startlingly large amount of respect for you like that’s some dumbledore level wisdom

thanks